Posts

The Big Bang Theory Theme Song With Lyrics

Image
  Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall (we built the pyramids), Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, That all started with the big bang! "Since the dawn of man" is really not that long, As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song. A fraction of a second and the elements were made. The bipeds stood up straight, The dinosaurs all met their fate, They tried to leap but they were late And they all died (they froze their asses off) The oceans and pangea See ya wouldn't wanna be ya Set in motion by the same big bang! It all started with the big BANG! It's expanding ever outward but one day It will cause the stars to go the other way, Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt Our best ...

केटीहरुले हस्तमैथुन कसरी गर्छन् ? How does a girl masturbate? (Women's-Sexual-Activity)

Image
[Disclaimer : I’m not a writer of this article " केटीहरुले हस्तमैथुन कसरी गर्छन्  ? How do female / girl masturbate? (Women's-Sexual-Activity)." This post is based on email I received from Miss. Binita. I have made necessary correction in original email. I have changed its title to appropriate explanation. I also have changed the style of presentation to realistic form. I believe this brings more simplicity and clarity. I am thankful to Miss. Binita for writing an article and also for liking my "sex-education" category of my blog. I believe and request to take this article as a sex-education.] About Sex: Meaning of sex is written in the figure below. It is a noun as well as verb. Taking this meaning of sex into memory, lets define it in a different way. I will be focusing on biological meaning here. The word “sex” will also define to sexual-process of mastuvation. Thus, I simply define sex as a "biological need". While saying...

Official Top Gear Theme

Image

Crush ain't going away ay-ay-ay.... (Love Song) With Lyrics

Crush Love Song #Lyrics I hung up the phone tonight Something happened for the first time deep inside It was a rush, what a rush 'Cause the possibility That you would ever feel the same way about me It's just too much, just too much Why do I keep running from the truth? All I ever think about is you You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized And I've just got to know Do you ever think when you're all alone All that we can be, where this thing can go? Am I crazy or falling in love? Is it real or just another crush? Do you catch a breath when I look at you? Are you holding back like the way I do? 'Cause I'm trying and trying to walk away But I know this crush ain't goin' away-ay-ay-ay-ayy Goin' away-ay-ay-ay-ayy Has it ever crossed your mind When we're hanging, spending time girl, are we just friends? Is there more, is there more? See it's a chance we've gotta take 'Cause I believe that we can make this int...

मुख-मैथुन, परिचय, कामसूत्र र कामशास्त्र, फाइदा, बेफाइदा, सुरक्षित यौन उपाय, यौनरोग [Oral Sex, Introduction, Merits & Demerits, Kama sutra, Safe Sex Method, Sexually Transmitted Disease, Preventive Measures, Sexual Awareness]

Image
परिचय #Introduction [Oral Sex] मुख-मैथुन - यौन क्रियाकलाप हो जसमा, एउटा व्यक्तिको यौन अङ्ग संग अर्को व्यक्तिको मुखको सम्पर्क गराइन्छ ।     मुख-मैथुनका बारेमा वर्णन भिडियोमा मुख-मैथुनलाई निम्न प्रकारमा वर्गिकृत गरि बुझ्न सकिन्छ : #Types of Oral-Sex १. लिङ्ग-मुख-मैथुन (Fallatio), २. योनि-मुख-मैथुन (Cunnilingus) ३. गुद्द्वार-मुख-मैथुन (Anilingus) यी सवैले समग्रमा मुख-मैथुनलाई बुझाउँछ । "लिङ्ग-मुख-मैथुन" तथा "गुद्द्वार-मुख-मैथुन" पुरुष-पुरुष तथा पुरुष-महिलाका बीच हुनसक्छ । यस बाहेक, समलिङ्गीहरुमा अनि पुरुष-पुरुष वा महिला-महिला बीच पनि मुख-मैथुन हुनसक्छ । "योनि-मुख-मैथुन" पुरुष-महिला तथा महिला-महिलाका बीचमा हुनसक्छ । व्यक्ति पिच्चे यौनको आकर्षण, क्षमता, रुचि र आनन्द फरक हुन्छ । मुख-मैथुनको धारणप्रति पनि प्रत्येक व्यक्तिको मत फरक हुनु स्वभाविक छ । कोही व्यक्तिका लागि यो निकै आनन्दायक र रुचिकर क्रिया हुनसक्छ भने कतिका लागि एकदमै घिनलाग्दो र एक अर्थमा  अप्राकृतिक हुनसक्छ । व्यक्तिको धार्मिक पृष्ठभूमि, शिक्षा, यौन सचेतना, यौन प्रतिको व्यक्तिगत...

फिका कफि । Insipid Coffee

Image
English Translation “ ... कता हिँडेकी ? खुरुक्क घर फर्की !” पहिलो शब्द, अपशब्द थियो । मूल सडकबाट छुट्टिने गल्लीबाट कोही चिच्यायो । मैले मान्छे देखिनँ । स्वर महिलाको थियो, त्यो चिनेँ । अलि छिप्पिएको बाँस चिरिए झैँ कर्कश स्वर । म सधैँझैँ, बरन्डामा उभिएको थिएँ । सडकमा हिँड्ने यात्रीलाई अघिदेखि पछिसम्म नियाल्थेँ । म देख्थेँ, त्यहाँ सबै अनुहार नयाँ हुन्थेँ । पुरानो अनुहार हुन्थ्यो भने पनि मेरो बेहोसी हेराइले उनीहरूलाई सधैँ नयाँ नै देखिरहन्थेँ । अनि सडक खाली के हुन्थ्यो, म पिच्च थुक उछिट्ट्याउँथे । - - - - “किन घरि-घरि यो केटो आँगनमा थुक्छ ? सबै टाटै–टाटा बसिसकेछ ! कस्तो फोहोरी बनेको ! घिन पनि नलागेको !” घरमा आमाले मलाई यसै गरी गाली गर्नुहुन्थ्यो । दिदी पनि हो मा हो मिलाउँदै आगोमा घिउ थप्थिन । बुवा दिउँसो प्राय घर बस्नु हुन्न थ्यो, त्यसैले मेरो यो दैनिकीसँग अज्ञात हुनुहुन्थ्यो । म बुझ्थेँ, त्यो गालीमा प्रेम थियो । त्यो आफ्नो आँगन र आफ्नाले मलाई सुधार्न गरेको प्रयास थियो । म केही नबोली कोठामा पस्थेँ । एक छिनमा फेरी थुक्न निस्कन्थेँ । यो पल्ट अलि पर आँगनको बाहिर एउटा कुनामा । - - - - म दुई वर...

बोक्सी प्रथा र महिला हिंसा #Witch Superstition and Women Violence

Image
जादू टुना गरेर अरुलाई दुःख दिने विश्वास गरिएको महिला । अन्धविश्वास । नेपाली भाषामा गालीका लागि प्रयोग हुने शब्द । - विकीपीडिया ( नेपाली )  बोक्सी प्रथा अन्धविश्वासहरु : अनुहार हेर्न साथ बिरामी हुन थालेको । (पेट, छाती, कम्मर) खेतबारीमा हिँडेकाले उत्पादन नभएको । (धान, मकै, घाँस, फर्सी) घरपालुवा पशुमा आँखा लागेको । (गाई, भैँसी, बाख्रा, सुगुँर, कुखुरा) म्हिला अनौठो किसिमले बर्बराउन थालेको । (हिस्टेरिया, पारिवारिक तनाव) शरीरमा अनौठो दाग देखा परेको । (चुसेको, विद्यार्थी, शिक्षक) (यथार्थ : बाधरोग) सपनामा ऐँठन हुने । मान्छेको जिब्रो कालो हुने । खोर्सानीको धुलोदेखि नडराउने । हिंसा तथा यातनाका पराकाष्ठाहरु : हिंसा तथा यातनाका पराकाष्ठाहरु : दिसा पिसाब खुवाउने  । निर्घात कुटपिट गर्ने । केशमुण्डन गरेर गाउँ घुमाउने । नग्न पारेर सिस्नुपानी लगाउने । गर्दनमा पीडादायी आक्रमण गर्ने । पन्यूले गाला डाम्ने, शरीर पोल्ने । खोर्सानी डराएर सुँघाउने । परिवारिसहित गाउँ निकाला गर्ने, पानी नचल्ने । हत्या गर्ने । बोक्सी प्रथाले  पश्रय पाउनका कारणहरु : अशिक्षा, चेतनास्तरको कमी, बेर...